Would You Like to Play the Guitar?
would u like to play the guitar
carry money home in a jar
from a coffeehouse or a bar
or would u rather get a job ?
a job is a thing that makes u get out of bedu work every day until you're deadyour back is aching and your mind is numband you just can't wait until the weekends comebut if u don't want to starve or beg or robyou'll probably have to get a jobwould u like to play the guitardrive for miles and miles in your carand pretend that you're a big staror would u rather book the gig?the agent's the guy that gets his 20%what he says ain't exactly what he meanthe'll clean u out in ways u never thought, cuz he's good @business & he knows you're notand he'll stew if you ever make it bigcuz he's the one that booked the gigwould u like to play the guitarfor a living hardy har hari'll admit it's kinda bizarreor would u rather be the wife ?the wife's the one who has to rescue your butti'm either a saint or else i'm nutsi get impatient and i get annoyedcuz i'm the one who must remain employedand btw, if you wanna wreck your lifebecome a guitar player's wifecuz all the monkeys aren't in the zoothey can be trained to play the guitar tooand do a whole lot better than youand even if you don't get faryou could be worse off than u areat least you're playing your guitar
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